Step aside, earthlings—this hat tells a story. Our “Aliens Don’t Like Hotsauce” Bucket Hat features an exclusive design where a crew of wide-eyed extraterrestrials gather suspiciously around a lone bottle of hot sauce. Their mission? To decode the mystery of spicy Earth condiments—and they’re not impressed.
This playful, weirdly stylish piece is perfect for adding cosmic flavor to your festival fits, skate days, or any time you're feeling extra terrestrial. Bold, curious, and a little confused—just like the aliens on your head.
Product Features
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100% polyester for strength, durability, and lightweight comfort
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Choose from two stitching colors for your perfect vibe
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Excellent sun protection with a breathable, laid-back silhouette
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Available in three sizes for a fit that feels just right
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Made in the USA with quality craftsmanship and alien-level attention to detail
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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Do not bleach
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Dry flat
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
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Dry clean as needed
Join the sauceless rebellion—grab your hat before it's abducted.
Only at AlligatorCigs Apparel.
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Small |
Medium |
Large |
| Crown height, in |
3.35 |
3.35 |
3.35 |
| Brim width, in |
2.17 |
2.17 |
2.17 |
| Head circumference, in |
19.69 |
21.02 |
24.72 |
| Outer brim circumference, in |
30.91 |
33.19 |
35.24 |
